Monday, July 13, 2009

You've Got to Be Kidding Me

Got the kid off the bottle...during the day. No small feat, but not nearly as painful as I thought it would be. We still got the before-bed one to deal with, but I'm not done patting myself on the back yet for conquering the day one.

Fast-forward to this morning, which we spent at the park. Wore the kids out running climbing, running, jumping. Even did two (yes, two) rounds on the carousel. J gets thirsty and so I give him my water bottle, not even thinking what I was doing. We picnic lunch it and I start to notice how affectionately he is handling his new grey, rounded-spout, almost rubber nipple-shaped buddy.

"Jack really likes his new bottle," M declares.

"SSHHHHHH!" I hiss at her as if saying it out loud somehow makes what is happening before my eyes more...real.I continue to observe him skeptically. He bites the spout, sucks on it and confirms my worst fear. "BAAAAAA!!!" he screams with glee. "BAAA! BAAA! BAAAA!"

Shit. Don't even tell me this kid, in five minutes flat, has fallen for my running water bottle.

"Mommy needs a drink," I say as I cautiously approach him, bracing myself for the worst possible reaction. I reach out and..."BAAAAAA! NO! BAAAAA!"

Shit again. On top of it, I am legitimately thirsty now.

"He can't really be attached to that thing," I say to myself. "He's probably teething again and chewing on the top for some relief." Never mind that the kid already has his molars.

I manage to get my hands on the bottle for a second, quickly unscrew the top and hand it back to him before his little head explodes. Aaaaah. Water.

He continues to chew on the top as I pack both kids into the car to head home. He's quiet and I'm smiling. (As a parent of young children, you learn really quick that if they are being quiet and what they're doing isn't going to result in death or serious injury, don't fuck it up by wondering why. Just enjoy it.) I drive about two minutes when I glance in the rear view mirror to find this:



I've seen it all now. Stay tuned for next post: "Lessons on Weaning Your Toddler Off a Water Bottle Top."

7 comments:

Laura said...

Hilarious!!! Luke was a tough one to wean too, I feel for you!

One Sided Momma said...

i can officially declare this the funniest picture i've seen in a long time! i have no advice for this one...just offers of solace that this phase too shall pass.

Asianmommy said...

Aww..how cute!

Anonymous said...

R - hilarious and cute at the same time. Can't wait for the next episode. Terrific kid opera. pei

Rosana V. said...

and, i had to consider, "should i leave it in after i transfer him from car to crib?" should i attempt to detach it? will he wake up?

it did drop out of his mouth and he didn't wake up. but, every time he sees my water bottle now he starts reaching and crying for it like it's some long-lost love.

sigh.

Michelle said...

Oh I laughed outloud at this...and I feel your pain!

We are working on getting off the baa, moving to cow's milk, sleeping through the night, and eating solid food...my 13 month old would love to be an infant forever...

Rosana V. said...

@michelle i think my 18-month-old IS going to be an infant forever! i joke that he's the hugest 6-month-old known to man.