Thursday, December 22, 2011

Must Be Able to Draw, Cut and Glue

motherhood is seriously the only profession where the job description is constantly in flux. it's any number of tasks that involve teaching, wiping, comforting, protecting, holding, remembering, listening, and multitasking to within an inch of your life. the latest addition to the list?

arting and crafting.

now, for some moms this stuff comes naturally. to me? not so much. in fact, ac moore is my own brand of personal hell. so how did i get stuck with an arts and crafts project for my 6-year-old's school holiday party you ask? i volunteered. like to make pin-the-nose-on-rudolph game for 27 6-year-olds. 'cause that's what you do when you're a mom. you find yourself raising your hand and saying "oooooh, me!" to shit that you really don't want to do at all.

that is some mutha-effin' love right there.

happy holidays everyone!

p.s. yes, those are glue smears on rudolph's face. mama's not so handy with elmer's.

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